Note from the author: I noticed that a couple of people have friended this journal, which is pretty awesome. Just a forewarning though - I fully intend to update in sporadic, large chunks. That's just how I roll. Like... I posted sixteen individual chapters within a few hours on the first day. So you may want to filter this site out of your regular flist, or however friends list filters work, so that you don't get besieged with stuff all at once. Especially since I can't guarantee it'll stay in any kind of order, once I start posting various AUs.

That said, this is a dumping ground site for all of my fic and SLs that are Metalocalypse-related. Which means tons of crap that references other crap and WIP stuff and eventually it's going to get really confusing. I'm hoping to keep it all organized in the Memories, by story title.

That's it. Thank you for reading my stories, seriously. I'm always kind of blown away that people like this stuff. ^^*

Only a few days to get your submissions in for the Dethslash Summer Event!!!

It's our last holiday event until Halloween, guys! A doodle, a couple of icons, some witty screencaps... Anything goes, so long as it's summery! :D

CLICK HERE FOR THE DETAILS!

Submissions for the Dethklok Summer Holiday Event are due on the 23rd! That's in two weeks. Go, go, go!


(Pass it on.)

There's a New Dethklok Holiday Event coming up! ALL SUBMISSIONS WILL BE DUE ON JULY 23RD!

Everyone is welcome to participate, whether or not you're on Insanejournal! Please help me spread the word around. It should be fun!

If you missed getting to see the last few events we did, I'll link them for you:

Valentine's Day - Our first Holiday Event! Unofficially dedicated to Skwisgaar, who ended up in the most submissions (he'll get an official dedication when we do it again next year).

St. Patrick's Day - The most Irish holiday we can think of, falling on March 17th. It only made sense to dedicate the March holiday to our Irish-American drummer, Pickles.

Syttende Mai/May Masquerade - This was for Norwegian Constitution Day on May 17th, which was dedicated to Toki Wartooth. While I loved the submissions we did get, I was really disappointed nobody drew his parents for this one. Better luck next time, I guess!


Upcoming Events:

Midsummer Explosives! - Technically a 4th of July Event, but we're doing it on the 24th to give people plenty of time to submit. The theme is American Patriotic (explosions, fireworks, guns, barbecues), and this holiday is - of course - dedicated to Nathan Explosion. Going on RIGHT NOW! Go, go, go!

A Very Brutal Halloween - Because it only makes sense to have a Dethklok-themed Halloween Event. We will be dedicating this holiday to William Murderface.

Merry Dethmas - Dethklok Christmas-themed event! Though because the holidays are crazy enough as it is, we're going to have this one due on the fifteenth of December, instead of the 25th. Christmas will be dedicated to Charles Foster Ofdensen, because he deserves it.



Submissions do not have to revolve around (or even involve) the "central character." We just like to assign them. As stated, you do not have to be part of the club on Insanejournal to submit to the events, but if you want to join you're more than welcome to.

Title: Fantasyklok
Co-Author: gwynbones
Beta-reader: Unbeta'ed, actually. If you spot errors, please let me know!
Ratings/Warnings: This one's an odd one. NC-17 altogether, though it takes a few chapters to get there. Het, strange sex, magical realism, body transfiguration, etc.


( Here there be dragon. )

Title: Fantasyklok
Co-Author: gwynbones
Beta-reader: Rae (burtonblacksun on IJ) and occasionally Teratomarty from LJ and Y! as well.
Ratings/Warnings: This one's an odd one. NC-17 altogether, though it takes a few chapters to get there. Het, strange sex, magical realism, body transfiguration, etc.




( If anyone should be a fair, it's Skwisgaar, reet? )

Title: Fantasyklok
Co-Author: gwynbones
Beta-reader: Rae (burtonblacksun on IJ) and occasionally Teratomarty from LJ and Y! as well.
Ratings/Warnings: This one's an odd one. NC-17 altogether, though it takes a few chapters to get there. Het, strange sex, magical realism, body transfiguration, etc.




( We gots more miles to go? )

Title: Fantasyklok
Co-Author: gwynbones
Beta-reader: Rae (burtonblacksun on IJ) and occasionally Teratomarty from LJ and Y! as well.
Ratings/Warnings: This one's an odd one. NC-17 altogether, though it takes a few chapters to get there. Het, strange sex, magical realism, body transfiguration, etc.




( Dude, I gat in yer pants! )

Title: Fantasyklok
Co-Author: gwynbones
Beta-reader: Rae (burtonblacksun on IJ) and occasionally Teratomarty from LJ and Y! as well.
Ratings/Warnings: This one's an odd one. NC-17 altogether, though it takes a few chapters to get there. Het, strange sex, magical realism, body transfiguration, etc.




( What do you want me to do? )

Title: Fantasyklok
Co-Author: gwynbones
Beta-reader: Rae (burtonblacksun on IJ) and occasionally Teratomarty from LJ and Y! as well.
Ratings/Warnings: This one's an odd one. NC-17 altogether, though it takes a few chapters to get there. Het, strange sex, magical realism, body transfiguration, etc.




( Is you in loves wid him? )

Title: Fantasyklok
Co-Author: gwynbones
Beta-reader: Rae (burtonblacksun on IJ) and occasionally Teratomarty from LJ and Y! as well.
Ratings/Warnings: This one's an odd one. NC-17 altogether, though it takes a few chapters to get there. Het, strange sex, magical realism, body transfiguration, etc.




( How does dey do dat? )

Title: Fantasyklok
Co-Author: gwynbones
Beta-reader: Rae (burtonblacksun on IJ) and occasionally Teratomarty from LJ and Y! as well.
Ratings/Warnings: This one's an odd one. NC-17 altogether, though it takes a few chapters to get there. Het, strange sex, magical realism, body transfiguration, etc.




( Hey, baby. Ya heard this song? )

Title: Fantasyklok
Co-Author: gwynbones
Beta-reader: Rae (burtonblacksun on IJ) and occasionally Teratomarty from LJ and Y! as well.
Ratings/Warnings: This one's an odd one. NC-17 altogether, though it takes a few chapters to get there. Het, strange sex, magical realism, body transfiguration, etc.




( I don't wanna see yer tinkerbell act with our manager. )

Title: Fantasyklok
Co-Author: gwynbones
Beta-reader: Rae (burtonblacksun on IJ) and occasionally Teratomarty from LJ and Y! as well.
Ratings/Warnings: This one's an odd one. NC-17 altogether, though it takes a few chapters to get there. Het, strange sex, magical realism, body transfiguration, etc.




( I'm nat gay. I mean, look at yer tits. )

Title: Fantasyklok
Co-Author: gwynbones
Beta-reader: Rae (burtonblacksun on IJ) and occasionally Teratomarty from LJ and Y! as well.
Ratings/Warnings: This one's an odd one. NC-17 altogether, though it takes a few chapters to get there. Het, strange sex, magical realism, body transfiguration, etc.




( I wouldn't mind hearing your ideas. )

Title: Fantasyklok
Co-Author: gwynbones
Beta-reader: Rae (burtonblacksun on IJ) and occasionally Teratomarty from LJ and Y! as well.
Ratings/Warnings: This one's an odd one. NC-17 altogether, though it takes a few chapters to get there. Het, strange sex, magical realism, body transfiguration, etc.




( You really likes it? )

Title: Fantasyklok
Co-Author: gwynbones
Beta-reader: Rae (burtonblacksun on IJ) and occasionally Teratomarty from LJ and Y! as well.
Ratings/Warnings: This one's an odd one. NC-17 altogether, though it takes a few chapters to get there. Het, strange sex, magical realism, body transfiguration, etc.




( We've had this discussion already. )

Title: Fantasyklok
Co-Author: gwynbones
Beta-reader: Rae (burtonblacksun on IJ) and occasionally Teratomarty from here and Y!.
Ratings/Warnings: This one's an odd one. NC-17 altogether, though it takes a few chapters to get there. Het, strange sex, magical realism, body transfiguration, etc.




( What happens wid you? )

Title: Fantasyklok
Co-Author: gwynbones
Beta-reader: Rae (burtonblacksun on IJ)
Ratings/Warnings: This one's an odd one. NC-17 altogether, though it takes a few chapters to get there. Het, strange sex, magical realism, body transfiguration, etc.



( We kin fuck around if ya wanna. )

Title: Fantasyklok
Co-Author: gwynbones
Beta-reader: Rae (burtonblacksun on IJ)
Ratings/Warnings: This one's an odd one. NC-17 altogether, though it takes a few chapters to get there. Het, strange sex, magical realism, body transfiguration, etc.



( I know it shucksh, being a horshe and shit. )